hagurumon:

me after sex

hagurumon:

me after sex

(Source: hisanobu)

Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison

The Tesla Coil sounds cooler than The Light Bulb. I mean Edison really just stole the idea of the Light Bulb from nature since there were Light Bulbs in the 1300s when Edison was first spawned by Satan.

megs666:

this is why i want to be a pole dancer. 

I still wouldn’t have the coordination to do this even if I had the strength…

megs666:

this is why i want to be a pole dancer. 

I still wouldn’t have the coordination to do this even if I had the strength…

(Source: iraffiruse)

Wow, no wonder so many of my friends like his music. But unlike my friends I stay away from brain damaging things, so no drugs, alcohol or masturbation for me.

Wow, no wonder so many of my friends like his music. But unlike my friends I stay away from brain damaging things, so no drugs, alcohol or masturbation for me.

did-yuo-kno:

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell. 

did-yuo-kno:

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell. 

paultoes:

Oh, shit.

(Source: dmk3)

babykangaskhan:

vaginas

(Source: twerkingcronus)

mydreamsinthisbox:

i´m going to hell guys….

mydreamsinthisbox:

i´m going to hell guys….

pokememizado:

Leaf, tan imaginativa :p

pokememizado:

Leaf, tan imaginativa :p

(Source: pokememizado)